Further proof that science research is being funded by the Average Joe Foundation:
Beer may help prevent prostate cancer.
Why does this remind me of the opening sequence of Laverne and Shirley?
Update - A commenter notes that it should be "urologist," not "proctologist." That is true, and I appreciate the correction. However, "proctologist" is an intrinsically funnier word than "urologist" so the post's title will remain as is.