Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Nine Years for Mortal Bloggers, Doomed to Not Post, or so it seems

Yesterday we celebrated the ninth anniversary of this humble blog in traditional fashion, i.e. by forgetting to post anything on the anniversary.

Various events have happened about which I hope to post at some point, including a review of some delightful Imperial IPAs (thanks Laura!) and a survivor's account of moving my mother out of the house where she had lived for fifty-one years. (Spoiler alert: no one got hurt and I only swore at Mom, directly, once. Also, once more, and with feeling, THANKS LAURA!)

In the meantime, please continue to enjoy the prose stylings of a blog certainly in the running for lowest ratio of posts to masthead members.

Monday, November 03, 2014

She Really Can See Russia From Her House!

I could not help but smile at these two headlines today: Sarah Palin: President Obama Needs to Be Spanked Gateway Pundit, by Jim Hoft Original Article Posted By:JoniTx, 11/3/2014 2:52:07 PM Former Governor Sarah Palin laid into Barack Obama for insulting stay-at-home moms this week. Obama told a crowd of clueless female supporters that being a stay-at-home mother is “not a choice we want Americans to make.” It wasn’t the first time Obama attacked stay-at-home moms. (Photo) Via Her Facebook Page: Obama Declares Stay-at-Home Moms Aren’t Worth a Hill of Beans; Says It’s a Choice ‘We Don’t Want Americans to Make’..Well that just takes the cake. Sure, Obama’s latest shot across the bow in his own “War on Women” is easily deflected by women like my friends and me testifying to Putin Spanks Obama in New Russian Propaganda Art Gallery Reason Magazine, by Zenon Evans Original Article Posted By:Pluperfect, 11/3/2014 2:02:33 PM Vladimir "Putin is a gift to caricaturists," said Barry Blitt, a New Yorker artist, when he designed a Sochi Olympic-themed cover earlier this year, featuring the Russian leader in frilly ice skating attire. The caricature artists of Russia take a very different approach. On Friday a gallery titled "No Filters" with the work of about 100 cartoonists opened in Moscow, and just about all their images show Putin favorably: as a strongman, a political chess master, and a fighter against fascists and terrorists. In one conspicuously large work, Putin is spanking President Barack Obama, who has the body of schoolboy. "Targeted

Friday, October 10, 2014

It Has a Good Beat & c.

Here's a musical offering that is basically every '80s video ever:



If you look closely you can spot Mr. Bean.

Enjoy the long weekend!

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Norway Wins the Gold

Norway has decided to drop its bid to bring the winter Olympics to Oslo, not only a justifiable decision but the only justifiable decision. I can only think that the reason more cities and countries don't tell the IOC to go jump in a lake is that the decisions are being made by people who hope to cash in on the racket. Most of these people are probably mistaken.

Norway, though, has always seemed to me to be a sensible country, with a high regard with social welfare, except for lutefisk. I'm also a big fan of their traditional policies concerning England.

Can anyone name an umbrella sports organization at this point which is not essentially a criminal enterprise?

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Rejected Titles for This Post Include "Girls on Canvas"

Presenting, courtesy of the Bee Queen of Amherst:

Women Who Want to be Alone in Western Art History

My absolute favorite is "WHAT" although "I can almost reach my lute" is a close runner-up.

"You, sir, must resign - I mean retire"

Although they have not asked me directly, out of Jeterian modesty no doubt, I know that CRH and JJV wanted to see this posted. Here, therefore, is a mild corrective to some of the more, shall we say, excessive aspects of the Derek Jeter Farewell Pre-Ascension Tour:



H/t Deadspin, which also provided this heartwarming retrospective.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Mary Landreiu-Invincible Winner

Years ago when I lived on Capitol Hill I attended St. Patricks, but occassionally went over to St. Joseph's (Bobby Kennedy's parish on the Hill). One day there was after Mass breakfast at St. Josephs and standing in line greeting all parishioners and introducing herself as new to the Hill was Mary Landrieu-D La. I forget if she was in the House or Senate then (likely Senate as St. Joe's is the Senate parish, Panetta always attended St. Pat's) but she could not have been nicer (or prettier). Every time she looks beatable and every time she fends off a challenger. I want her to lose because she's too liberal, but this story explains why she may not: Hilary's head would explode at the clashing advantage/disadvantage of helping a Keg Stand. Mary Landrieu is a pro. If she loses the Democrats could do worse for DNC chairman. Here's the link as for reason's unknown, my "not" does not go to it.not http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/09/22/mary-landrieu-keg-stand-lsu-game/

Monday, September 22, 2014

Same Sex Marriage- Mandatory! Same Sex Club-Prohibited!

I am amused, when not amazed by the permutations of the Left in the ever changing world of "social justice." Connecticut has ceased to be the "Land of Steady Habits" and is now the land of "What's Happening Now." Here Wesyleyan has banned same sex clubs, but of course, requires recognition of same sex marriages. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/22/wesleyan-rules-fraternities-must-start-accepting-w/?W Freedom is the right to do what liberals want you to. N.R. has noted the change: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/388767/university-forcing-its-fraternities-admit-women-ensure-equality-katherine-timpf

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Seventy Five Years Ago Britain Declares War On Germany For Its Invasion of Poland

September 1, 2014 was the 75th anniversary of the invasion of Poland by Germany. Two days later Britain was at war.http://io9.com/the-shocking-news-that-greeted-the-world-75-years-ago-t-1630002287 At this link you can hear Neville Chamberlain explaining the reason for War. "We have a clear conscience." Six years of war would be necessary to clear the foreign policy failures of the "low dishonest decade" of the 30's.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

A Sailor Setting Son.

When this blog started we would sometimes post obituaries of interesting British warriors who served the King (and later Queen's) far flung but eventually fading 20th Century Empire and Commonwealth, under the title "Setting Sons." Capt North Dalrymple-Hamilton is a worthy addition, having seen the Bismark sink after coming under its guns (along with his father), joining his father again upon D-Day, marrying a Governor of the Raj's daughter and relearning to walk in his 50's after a helicopter accident. I revivie it with this fellow: and again Hopefully one of those took. A father son team at the sinking of the Bismark is an interesting angle. Capt North Dalrymple-Hamilton was so British he has one of those hyphen names the British upper crust had even before feminism.

A Priest Who Knew How To Priest.

I came across this Telegraph obituary of a rather unusual priest. A man who charged from horseback, wielding a sword, and prayed for the return of the Holy Roman Empire has to be somewhat of a rarity among clergy of our time. Throne and Altar is not popular in the U.S. either, or much in Europe anymore it appears. I'm reading my sons the Three Musketeers, however, and he surely would fit comfortably in with that particular Court! Burke famously wrote of the death by Revolutionary murder of Marie Antoinette that if chivalry lived in that age in France as it had in the past "10,000 swords" would have flown clear before allowing such a travesty. In 20th and a little bit 21st century France, one last sword remained.

UPDATE 8/29: Hi, Dave S. here. I read the obit via other means and immediately fixed the link so that others might learn about this character.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

And You Want to Be My A-League Farm Team...

Following up on an earlier post, Seinfeld Night didn't turn out so well for the home team, which turned in a Brazil-like performance to lose 18-2 to the Aberdeen Iron Birds (formerly the Utica Blue Sox, whose Irsay-esque spiriting away to northeast Maryland* is the only black mark** on the otherwise sainted*** Cal Ripken).

In related news, NBC had a backup plan in case Hernandez failed to produce. That would have been a good show in and of itself as opposed to one of the greatest hours of television ever broadcast.

*The only true part of that is the move. It was all above-board, Cal built an awesome park for the team plus miniature ballparks for his affiliated Little League teams whose beneficence Bryan has experienced first hand we love you Cal!

**Cheerfully withdrawn.

***Guy's a total saint.

Drink. Discuss. Repeat (though not necessarily in that order).

The masthead (and possibly the readership; both show scant evidence of existence) boasts a fair number of hopheads so I thought this ranking of American IPAs would be of interest. I have had about half of the IPAs mentioned and can attest to the quality of the Racer 5 (for which I believe I have CRH to thank for introducing to me). Bell's Two-Hearted (thanks JWT!) is an admitted omission, Brooklyn IPA is also quite good, and I would have placed the Dogfish Head much higher but perhaps the unsampled beers are that much better.As Saruman would say, "We have work to do."

As always, when enjoying a craft beer, raise a toast to History's Greatest Monster for deregulating the brewing industry and making all of this possible. On a (literally) related note, I was delighted to learn recently, via cleaning out my mother's basement, that Billy Beer was produced by (among others) what became the Matt Brewing Company, whose fine products Laura, CRH, and Mrs. JJV will soon be sampling in their native environment. Circle of Life, baby!

Saturday, July 05, 2014

Mr. Gorbachev--Tear Down This Wall--and Have It Appear on Every Channel.

Yesterday on the 4th Dave and I saw each other and one topic of the discussion was my preference for late adoption of technology. I still play cassete tapes in my car and until this year used a film camera. In fact, other than the cell phone and email I would be fine with 1980's daily technology. Jim Geraghty is waxing nostalgic over the 80's and notes its shared cultural moments. http://www.nationalreview.com/campaign-spot He notes the top five performers on Itunes right now. The performers of the top five singles on iTunes right now: 1) Five Seconds of Summer 2) MAGIC! 3) Sam Smith 4) Ariana Grande 5) Nico & Vinz This stunned me, until I looked up what I-Tunes is--as I have never downloaded an I Tune or even know how one gets I Tuned.. but after that it is interesting to note that the stadium filling bands known to all pretty much stopped being manufactured in the 90's. Who today has songs as widely known as Springsteen, Madonna, Prince, Billy Joel, and of course Michael Jackson had in the 80's and into the 90's? Ga Ga? Miley? Bieber? nope. The closest are cross-over country artists like Taylor Swift. T.V. shows like Cosby's or even Seinfeld do not exist. That is shows that half the country watched-AT THE SAME TIME-every week. The internet and the change in technology has shattered cultural markers. Now we have nothing in common but cute cat videos. On the other hand, pierced faces and dyed hair are pretty bad but no one today need wear parachute pants. Progress!

Friday, June 27, 2014

ArchDuke's and Armageddon

There is a lot in this article which repeats myths about the First World War on what will be tomorrow the 100th anniversary of the assasination of Arch Duke Ferdinand. But the First World War did destroy Europe and usher in the two worst kinds of Socialism, National and International. I tend to believe that the Germans were so hellbent on domination that war was inevitable but was that war inevitable? If the Agadir crisis of 1911 had triggered instead would the same stalemate have occurred? The period 1914-1945 was in some sense another 30 years war and it left Europe ravaged. I remember World War I veterans and their stories (my grandfather was one). But the living memory of it is gone now. I recommend to anyone who wants to get the flavor of the mood after the war the original "Saint" novels (not the Roger Moore T.V. show). In those books The Saint is always trying to stop a shadowy arms dealing villain from Central Europe from restarting war for the purpose of selling armaments. It was not industry or profit that caused the war, they just made it more terrible. It was the centrifugal forces nationalism. That nationalism was often "progressive" in character. Think Wilson and his 14 points and a nation for every people. The call the 20th Century the "short century" from June 28, 1911-to 1991 and the fall of the Soviet Union. It ended well but quite a brutal interval.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Han, Leia and Luke are Busting Her Out of There!

The Above was my first thought when I saw this headline: Hope Solo Jailed After Altercation Here's the article: http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/article/11115789/hope-solo-arrested-investigation-domestic-violence-according-report If every time people got drunk at a family gathering and two sisters went at it, it resulted in arrest, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" would have to be renamed "Orange is the New Black." Finally, if you read the story carefully you will note her football (real i.e. American) player husband was nowhere in sight. Apparently he learned his lesson the day before they were married.

Saturday, May 03, 2014

Colin Firth: Man of Time

The only time (heh) I read TIME magazine is when I am visiting Mom. As circumstances would have it, I am in fact at Mom's, and so this morning I of course checked out TIME's 100 Most Influential Etc. Because I was eating breakfast (also breathing and registering a pulse) I skipped Karl Rove's paean to the Koch Brothers but happened to see, tucked away in a corner, an entry on Benedict Cumberbatch by Colin Firth.

I'll give the lady readers a moment to re-focus.

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Anyway, do read it, it is fantastic, but ladies, it may leave you CONFLICTED.

I actually looked at the issue under that one and, lo and behold, there was a Q & A with Colin Firth.

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With a full-length photo.

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It's also worth a read, but have your fans ready: there is a reference to That Shirt.

Based on this evidence Colin Firth is TIME's Man of the Hour and Possibly Our Overlord. We could do worse.