"Smith girls are sexual Jacobites."
Discuss, keeping in mind that I did not say it.
Update - The utterer of the above utterance has questioned its wording in comments, claiming that "Jacobins" rather than "Jacobites" was the term used. However, I have just confirmed the quotation with a second source, in addition to the original source I mentioned in comments. This not only confirms the veracity of the wording as represented, but I believe we may now charge the utterer with treason. Hopefully the torture bill (now in law form!) provides for the indefinite detention of combative enemies of coeducation.