If you want this you probably have a hollow leg already, so why bother?

MC hits holiday shopping running, or possibly schussing:

I'm not a skier myself, but I guess it can be hard to choose between another run down the mountain and heading into the lodge for some libations. Apparently, now you don't have to make that agonizing choice. All I can say is that its obvious that these guys have no lawyers.

As someone whose downhill skiing experience took place primarily in high school I associate the sport with raging hormones (and occasionally math homework), so the pickup line "Hey, how about a drink from my pole?" immediately came to mind. No wonder I did so well on the SATs.