While the discovery of smallpox and polio vaccines as well as Penicillin had their benefits, science is finally producing something useful. I want shares in the pharmaceutical company that gets the patent on this drug:Type 2 Gonadotrophin. A drug that causes women to both drop weight and inhibitions is a license to print money.
More problematically, we will have to fend off calls by the Bill Clinton wing of the Democratic Party to follow-up with their victory on fluoridation of the water to get this stuff in every reservoir in the country. "Hilary and Ah are vera concerned about obesity and diabetes in our young people." I can hear him now.
I herewith open up the floor for brand names. My suggestions 1) Slimbido; 2) Roundheeliam; 3) Sveltomax; 4) Gasmaslim and 5) Light 'n Ready.
UPDATE: 6) Shiagra; 7) Shealis