Barack Obama is a man of many gifts. The vote thus far reveals he is exceedingly attractive to upscale latte liberals, youth addled by the rigors of higher education, and members of his father's race. In contrast to HER, he seems fresh, pure and exciting. He is not known to lie as he breaths and generally does not allow free rein to the invective so beloved of the Kossites.
However, as this video montage demonstrates, for some reason women grow ill and must be revived in his presence. A long, difficult campaign season could see an epidemic of fainting in this country unheard of since the Beatles first arrived on these shores and perhaps not since Queen Victoria reigned. The question arises, is this a natural side effect of Obasms, or is it some campaign trick?
I have a theory. The upscale liberals so attracted to Obama have banned smoking in public in all states and localities where they gather in large numbers. It is unlikely they have friends who smoke. Obama is a known smoker who I understand sometimes has a cig or two before appearances. Could this be a second hand smoke effect on a particularly susceptible group? The nicotine molecules, assidiously avoided and stamped out by the macrobiotic scarfing, Dasani sipping soccer mom wafts through the air, strikes the nicotine averse woman and the stimulant is too much for the delicate system. Overwhelmed, she faints leading to this shocking video. This theory does not infantilize women as hysterical fainters, nor impute impure motives to the Obama campaign. Instead, we can blame Big Tobacco and not the Obama-Messiah. Its a win/win theory.