Lasik Side Effects Continue to Manifest Themselves

This time, it's stars just out of the corners of my eyes.

According to The Oracle of Bacon I have a Kevin Bacon Number of 4, as follows:

1. Me
2. My Lasik surgeon*
3. Tiger Woods
4. Andy Garcia
5. BACON!

Laura, meanwhile, has a Bacon Number of 3 based on the presence of Jennifer Milmore in her high school class. However, she is only a 4 via Mariah Carey, who went to high school with one of Laura's college roommates. This, is, of course, nothing to be sad about.

*Based on the advertising, about 85,000 other people have the same Bacon number as a result.