Too Fat To Die?

I am familiar with lawyers and the extraordinary lenghths we are enjoined to go for zealous advocacy. This argument had to be thought up and briefed through many courts. Unbelievable. We have a Supreme Court that believes the Constitution prohibits killing people who rape five year olds. But even now they could find no sympathy, no legal loophole for the THE MAN WHO CLAIMED HE WAS TOO FAT TO DIE!

On the other hand, he probably won the "Biggest Loser" hands down this week.