Not only do they have to wear wigs in Court, some of their out of Court activities are now being deemed unbillable! How Britain will survive is beyond me. Given that many lawyers can do nothing but think about the law I can envision a scenario where this would be billable:
Q. Should we be doing this?
A. Yes, you are Capax negotil.
Q. Does that feel good?
A. I can neither confirm nor deny, it will require more research.
A. The wheels of justice grind slow, but they grind fine.
Q. Is that it?
A. De minimus non curat lex.
Q. Was it good for you?
A. Capia ad satisfaciendum.
Q. Are you all right?
A. In statu quo.
Latin is always billable I say.
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