Monday, July 13, 2009

Ready or Not, Here I Come

It's time to go to the Mailbag to answer your questions about current events:

Q. Given the supersaturated coverage of all things MJ, how is it possible that the psychic and numerologist perspective has been ignored by the mainstream media?

A. Since you submitted your question, an extremely slow news cycle, coupled with nauseatingly exhaustive coverage of the King of Pop, has caused none other than the mighty CNN to devote valuable electrons to this "story." While I'm sure that the Numbers Lady is the leading expert in her field, I have more confidence that my old school interpretation is more representative of a number five person, whether or not he's on a "six life path." After all, it reflects a grown man who hangs out with kids in a very unnatural way.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the fun link back to our childhood! The catchy tune it now drifing through my head as I try to type this.

Dave S. said...

Good thing the CNN piece ended with a disclaimer as to how numerology, astrology etc. are BS. Oh, wait...

J. said...

You didn't have to be psychic to know that MJ was not going to live to a ripe old age. And as to the Numbers Lady, everyone's a psychic when it comes to the past. Besides, Psychic Friends are overrated.