Suicide was Painless, until the Fox Showed Up

JWT tipped me off to this piece about an unconscious Scotsman being nibbled by a fox in a cemetery. No, this isn't the setup for an elaborate kilt-related joke.

Loyal reader Nick observes:

Being nibbled by a fox at the end of a night out partying used to strike me as a successful evening. After reading that story, not so much.

The comments are worth a look as well and feature the delightfully evocative word "toffs."