I am pleased to report that after the second round of the NCAA men's basketball tournament, I am in the lead in my wife's office pool. Not only that, I am leading Dick Vitale as well! Suck it, Dickie V! Filling out his entire bracket with "DUUUUKE BABY" is going to come back to haunt him.
Obviously I needed to report that before the next round sends me crashing back to earth, as it is wont to do. As it is for most people, March Madness provides me with an entertaining alternative, with identical outcome, to simply throwing money into the street.
In the meantime, Go Orange! temporarily, and Rock Chalk Jayhawk! for the long term.