Tuesday, June 14, 2011

I Am Not a Lesbian Blogger

Mark Steyn at the link notes a weird trend. Middle aged men who pose as lesbians. As I blog anonymously here I wanted to make clear that I am not a lesbian. I am most especially not a hot lesbian. I am even more particularly not a foreign lesbian fighting opression one softball game at a time. Now that I have cleared up that burning question here is a related scoop.

I have been authorized to divulge that JCF is actually a hot, lesbian blogger who has been silenced by the Mullahs of Iran for far too long.

5 comments:

J. said...

Would you maybe consider becoming a lesbian blogger? How about an angry Republican lesbian blogger? I think P4500's numbers would shoot through the roof if you did. Just think about it.

Dave S. said...

File under "protest too much"...

I'd be happy if the blog's numbers shot up off the floor and hovered at table height once in a while, frankly. If to do so I have to pull a Ross Perot-style rescue of JCF from the clutches of hot lesbians, then by God I'll do it. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Charlene said...

SMILE

JWT said...

How I've missed JCF's steamy girl on girl blogging.

J. said...

Wait. Steamy girl-on-girl blogging? Dave, have you guys been holding out on me?