The Economy Is So Bad QEII Is Down to Her Last Corgi Chow.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! This is, incredibly the first post of the New Year. I have been experiencing operating difficulties but have perservered to bring you this news: http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/28/22479561-uks-queen-elizabeth-down-to-last-16-million-in-reserves-after-royal-overspend?lite If I were her I would personally issue Letters of Marque against pirates and such and fix up the old Castle heating system that way. Probably more money in just jumping Elton John and Paul McCartney up from knights to Earls for a few million. I mean, Elton has the ermine already...