Discerning eyes will have noticed a new name on the masthead, and really should get back to work.
We welcome FreeSteve to the fold and look forward to his contributions. He is the first actual paid writer to grace our masthead, not that we are paying him. Outside of his contributions to our written language, he is known for his Al Jolson and David Bowie impressions, sometimes within the same song.
His nom de blog suggests a desire for privacy so I ask those in the know to refrain from using his actual surname.