"C" is not for Cookie

My hat is off to Wonkette for finding this gem of a viral video.

Oh, and for the non-lawyers in the crowd, generally speaking, defamation is the issuance of a false statement about another person, which causes that person to suffer harm. Libel involves the making of defamatory statements in a printed or fixed medium, such as a magazine or newspaper.

However, the most important defense to an action for defamation is "truth", which is an absolute defense to an action for defamation.