Important Considerations for Birthday Parties in the Near Future

The results are in and they are not too surprising.

JJV:
20

Dave S:
15

I can imagine that twin boys would render certain notions of restraint and decency, well, quaint, to coin a phrase.

This just in: Laura, who describes herself as "kind of average with moral issues," reports that she could take 11. Apparently she lost points by refusing to weaponize a child.