Save Yourself, Lest We Have No Readers

I think I speak on behalf of the entire masthead when I implore both of the faithful readers not to do what is depicted in the following video. If your metric conversions are rusty, please note that: 100 kph roughly equals 62 mph; 200 kph is about 124 mph; 250 kph is slightly more than 155 mph; and last but certainly not least for this ride only, 300 kph just eclipses 185 mph.

To be perfectly clear, don't try this at home.