Heck of a website, Brownie

Continuing to demonstrate its pitch-perfect sense of what the public needs to hear, the Federal Emergency Management Agency cited this at the top of an admittedly short list of accomplishments for 2005. I guess it is technically possible to "accomplish" an appalling pan-dimensional mess, provided that is what you set out to do in the first place.

Washington's own Wonkette piles on:

Other FEMA accomplishments to be celebrated in coming weeks:

-FEMA managed not to impale any puppies on crossbows, the largest non-puppy-slaying mobilization in the agency's history.

-FEMA, so far as it is known, has no plans to bomb Al Jazeera.

-FEMA: Not Bob Woodward's source for the Plame leak.

-Uhm, we mentioned that whole puppy thing, right?

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