More Uncreative Scatology

We may have to rename this blog after all.

Enjoy this fiery denunciation of the automatic flush toilet, which could have been ghostwritten by Fiona whose main complaint is that they are loud. Another female contributor notes that such devices tend to make incorrect assumptions (with unpleasantly surprising consequences) in the case of shorter stature sitzpinklers as to whether or not someone is actually finished.

[This post finally published after clogging the system for some time.]

Update 4/2: MC in comments reports that art imitates life.