L. Ron Hubbard's minions have set their sights on America's #2 religion by sponsoring a NASCAR car. (That sounds a bit odd. Should we just say NAS-car or NAS(car-squared))?
Pit stops will now include audits along with tire changes.
Side note: I watched part of a NASCAR race the other week and was almost instantly rewarded with wrecks, as well as hearing a miked-up pit crew member shouting "Get the hammer! Get the hammer!" as his team's car rolled up. Unless that was a technical term for something else, in which case I will cover my embarrassment by stating that NASCAR is for losers.
Hat tip to the "somewhat popular" Tbogg.