Saturday, June 10, 2006

Our Contribution to Inaccurate Web Searches for Naughty Items

British special forces are looking into the possibility of using strap-on (heh, heh) wings to swoop undetected into, well, wherever they want to swoop, I guess.

Rogue states are reportedly developing enormous sheets of flypaper to counter this latest development.

The Brits were evidently intrigued by the recent flight (actually a 220-mph gliding descent from 30,000 feet, but still) of a winged Austrian across the English Channel to France. I am obliged to pre-empt JJV by noting that the French promptly surrendered.

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