From Ohio comes this odd report of a high school student who undressed, rubbed himself with grapeseed oil, then ran amok until subdued by police. No one was hurt although the student was tasered - twice - before the breadcrumb trap was finally ready. OK, I made that last part up (the breadcrumbs, not the tasering).
I appeal to the lubricant experts out there to explain the advantages of grapeseed oil over what would normally be cheaper and more available vegetable oils. Or even Pam. I guess I went to a less imaginative high school where one of the more interesting events was the employment of a weaponized medium-range fried fish sandwich.
The same experts probably could also testify to what it feels like to be tasered while dressed only in, well, dressing.
On the other hand, this Wikipedia entry suggests that grapeseed oil is one of the more healthy forms of wacky student hijinks.