Friday, January 19, 2007

Science Retreats on Axing Stylish Wool

Earlier I noted that PETA and certain other lefty groups were caterwauling about an attempt to eliminate sheep with same sex attraction. As usual, trusting PETA was wrong. I apologize to all of the differently oriented sheep. A scientist (and as Dave Barry ever reminds us they are a crafty lot) has poured water on the whole turning sheep straight idea by intruding with facts. Scroll down on the letters page and you will see what apparently went on. Sheep will continue to be friendly to Dorothy and clover. (Also check out the fellow who wrote in a letter strongly evincing a preference for Lesbian cows for interesting reasons) ed. note (what would not be an interesting reason?)

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