First, it was the bizarre astronaut love triangle (apologies to New Order).
Now, the appropriately-named Yahoo News reports the death of Anna Nicole Smith.
Anyone else see the hand of the Powers That Be (take your pick) in these seemingly unrelated events? Sure keeps Iraq, Scooter Libby et al. out of the news cycle, doesn't it?
I'm just sayin'. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get the door. Odd, at this hour of the night.
Update 2/9/2007: Zsa Zsa Gabor has been thrown into the mix. Now who doubts my theory?!