Responsible, influential bloggers are all liveblogging the Demcratic debate this evening. However, the candidates almost certainly are not addressing one of the greatest threats to the Republic: cheeseburger in a can.
Credit and honor are due to the brave Americans (assumed, pending documents check and maybe a retinal scan) who subjected themselves to this ordeal. The only good I can see emerging from this is the long-overdue entry of the phrase "Upton Sinclair nightmare bratwurst" into the lexicon.
h/t long-absent contributor MCC - welcome back! She probably felt no guilt in sending this our way since it is not kosher in any sense of the word.