Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Housing Bubbles Bursting in Air

Home values surely must suffer once word gets out that your housing development is built on a former bombing range. The housing developer appears to have perfected the notion of shrugging his shoulders in mock astonishment ("That one pool did seem to dig itself, and we never really saw Bob much after that") while hastily sweeping the contents of his desk into his briefcase.

Or would they rather have taken their chances with an Indian burial ground?

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