Not Safe at Home, As It Turns Out

It makes a certain amount of sense that a guy who gets paid a lot of money to play a game would be in the most personal danger from the pillows in his own house. On the other hand, I can attest to the fact that the chances for injuries of varying seriousness increase exponentially with the presence of small children. Not only that, but the children will be fine and in many cases will not even realize anything has happened; if they do realize something has happened, it will most likely be hilarious to them ("Make that face again Daddy!").