Sunday, September 21, 2008

From My Cold Dead Hands-After I Dialogued Too Much.

Joe Biden makes a veiled threat to shoot Barack Obama should he threaten to take the Delaware Senator's over/under Beretta shotguns. But lets face it, Biden would pull out the shotguns explain in long and discursive language that he was about to load them, and how they used to load the Winchesters back in Scranton and how he preferred to divide the shotguns into three parts for ease of cleaning and how he hated to shoot such an "articulate" black guy even though Delaware was a slave state, and the Barack would have years to call the Secret Service to take him away. I just gotta go with unarmed Barack versus dialoguing Joe on this one.

In any event, Joe's "F" from the National Rifle Association is well-earned and I'm sure these fish fry attendees know it. He should have been saying "I have guns and Barack has no intention of taking them away. He's a good guy totally focused on squelching free trade, raising taxes, and increasing regulation to make sure jobs are plentiful here in American." The implication only being in the cross-hairs of Joe Biden gives Obama pause on his nefarious gun control agenda is not one the campaign needs.

Biden amuses me but I can not see him hunting successfully. It requires quiet. How could he possibly silently stalk a deer or get close to turkey? And Lord knows we don't need any more dove hunting Vice Presidents.

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