Smearing Palin

My earlier endorsement of an alternative VP candidate appears to have hit a snag, courtesy of JJV's crack opposition research. JJV observes:

I hardly think America wants a cigarette smoking dishonest salesman as its Veep as you have suggested.

Palin lied, the parrot died!

In order to head off further ill-timed revelations I offer full disclosure (with the exception of the whereabouts of cheesy comestibles):



In his defense I will point out that at least Palin wrote his own script, together with John Cleese.