Friday, January 02, 2009

Cover Zat Fat In Fur!

Karl Lagerfield was heretofore unknown to me. Now he has enraged 1) those with eating disorders who blame the fashion industry; 2) those who want fur only on unsentient meat eating creatures; 3) fat teens and 4) Chinchilla farmers who know their livestock is herbivores.

I've found that he is German born, not French as one might expect from his location and employment. He also lost 92 pounds in 13 months to fit into some kind of fashion so knows from fat and size 0.

I have no idea what kind of clothes he makes but if I were to purchase suits simply on the basis of who the designer was willing to annoy this might my clothier of choice.

2 comments:

J. said...

Which reminds me of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, a most dangerous beast. Yeah, watch out for those Chinchillas, JJV. You never know where they're going to strike next.

Any man who carries a fan is an idiot.

EMM said...

JJV, daaahhhling, Mr. Lagerfeld designs for the house of Chanel. The diet to shed the nasty lbs. was designed by his French physician. You can read up on the fashion guru at:

http://www.slate.com/id/2120489/

Chanel does have a menswear collection, so you would not have to step out in a smart skirt suit w/ a quilted bag.

Ciao!