From Colorado comes word that Arabian horse aficionado and FEMA chair-filler Michael Brown had to be
evacuated from the path of an advancing wildfire near Boulder.
Money quote:
And when I saw it I was just astonished at just how large it was. So I sat and watched it for about two hours.
Sound familiar?
8 comments:
How could I possibly improve upon that title?
Oh, the irony...
How about "He Sat Around Calling 'Wildfire'"?
I think I violated multiple Geneva Conventions with that earwig.
Well, if you want to play THAT game, Dave...
It was like a heat wave. But I guess smoke didn't get in his eyes. Or maybe he was experiencing a Rocky Mountain high. Or maybe he had only one burnin' desire... let me stand next to your fire.
I'll take Hendrix over Michael Murphy (had to look that up) any day...
As to the Money Quote: two responses:
I get that all the time.
That's what she said.
Tip your waiters, I'll be here till thursday.
Wow, you are a disillusioned (or maybe just delusional) Republican, JJV.
Go GIANTS!
What I find hilarious is that he runs a disaster consulting company. Who is the one person that you would probably not want "helping" you in the event of a disaster?
CEC, they may specialize in creating/enhancing/exacerbating disasters. If I were in the market for that sort of thing they would be at the top of my list.
If not, however, it's an incredible combination of shamelessness and lack of self-awareness. I'll bet their sales pitch revolves around the theme of "look how bad the government is at disaster response."
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