The Limits of "De gustibus non est disputandum"

In the category "Just Because Two Things Are Good Does Not Mean the Same for the Combination Thereof" I present to you: meat-flavored vodka. As Wimbledon is underway, I will smash that high lob back over the net by noting that this is only the second-dumbest thing to come out of Wasilla, AK.

Not that I am against flavored vodkas per se. I happen to like pepper vodka, and I am intrigued by the article's mention of garlic vodka.

H/t J, who notes, "Now you can have your salmon and drink it too."

Sometimes a Pickle is Just a Pickle

Catching some soccer action in Vienna this year? Fortunately for you a handy phrasebook is available. Please don't get creative or you may find your gherkin slathered with plum compote.