In the category "Just Because Two Things Are Good Does Not Mean the Same for the Combination Thereof" I present to you: meat-flavored vodka. As Wimbledon is underway, I will smash that high lob back over the net by noting that this is only the second-dumbest thing to come out of Wasilla, AK.
Not that I am against flavored vodkas per se. I happen to like pepper vodka, and I am intrigued by the article's mention of garlic vodka.
H/t J, who notes, "Now you can have your salmon and drink it too."