In what may be the opening of a second front in the fashion wars on the Continent, a hand grenade was found in a shipment of French potatoes in Italy. The news has raised alarm (but not, alas, hemlines) throughout the fashion world, and runways are now being outfitted with Frank Gehry-designed metal detectors.
Please join me in running this thin-to-begin-with joke into the ground. Merci. Grazie. Also, anyone who is not JJV is welcome to correct the post title - I saw references to both le and la Resistance.
Update: In comments, JJV and LLM effortlessly demonstrate that I should have farmed this one out.