In what may be the opening of a second front in the fashion wars on the Continent, a hand grenade was found in a shipment of French potatoes in Italy. The news has raised alarm (but not, alas, hemlines) throughout the fashion world, and runways are now being outfitted with Frank Gehry-designed metal detectors.
Please join me in running this thin-to-begin-with joke into the ground. Merci. Grazie. Also, anyone who is not JJV is welcome to correct the post title - I saw references to both le and la Resistance.
Update: In comments, JJV and LLM effortlessly demonstrate that I should have farmed this one out.
6 comments:
Pomme de Terror.
Dammit! That is a much better title.
[trans.: that spud's no dud]
Dammit!
Now, now Dave, you know what they say: "the dumber the farmer, the bigger the hand grenade."
So THAT's what they meant when they kept asking me to "pull their pin"...
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