Sandwich, Massachusetts, that is. Occasional contributor James finds the occasion for contributing this and wonders whether Ted Kennedy is spending more time on the Cape these days.
Frankly I think the propsect of rioting bored/frazzled housewives presents a greater danger. Also, did no one in Sandwich know about the special (as in 70-proof special) properties of vanilla extract before?
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Oh don't worry, the resourceful housewife would already have a stash of VE on hand in the pantry for baking emergencies. Why riot when you could always slice and bake with the doughboy?
I was promoted today to Director of Sales (yay me) for my hotel, and my baking skills were mentioned in the announcement. Thank God we were not under a baking ingredient prohibition!
Mmmm, cupcakes anyone?
Speaking on behalf of bored/frazzled housewives everywhere, we don't need no stinking vanilla -- not when we have a full liquor cabinet/bar full of better tasting alcohol on hand. I'd look to those bored high school students.
On a separate note, congrats on the big promotion, EMM. Btw, we (me, spouse, and child) need a hotel room in D.C. the first weekend in November. Can you get me a deal? ; )
Thanks J! I'll ask our fearless leader to send you my email...I'd be happy to see what I can do.
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