Wednesday, June 30, 2010

A Dark And Stormy Blog Post

Please join me in a round of golf claps for the winners of the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Peruse the Puns category at your discretion; don't say I didn't warn you, although perhaps the Miscellaneous Dishonorable Mentions are better, in a worse sort of way.

Next year I will enter the first sentence of every one of JJV's posts. See you in the winner's circle, suckers!


J. said...

"...Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

Weeping on the floor, like a mop that needs to be wrung, only I've been replaced by a Swiffer wet mop, like in those commercials.

J. said...

Check this out,

jwe said...

I would pay someone to find the stuff you dig up on the web. But I do not have to.

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