Please join me in a round of golf claps for the winners of the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Peruse the Puns category at your discretion; don't say I didn't warn you, although perhaps the Miscellaneous Dishonorable Mentions are better, in a worse sort of way.
Next year I will enter the first sentence of every one of JJV's posts. See you in the winner's circle, suckers!
3 comments:
"...Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."
Weeping on the floor, like a mop that needs to be wrung, only I've been replaced by a Swiffer wet mop, like in those commercials.
Check this out, http://cuteoverload.com/2010/07/03/sounds-like-a-page-turner-to-us/
I would pay someone to find the stuff you dig up on the web. But I do not have to.
P4500 ROCKS !!! Like, really, rocks.
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