General Mills is being sued over the nutritional value of Fruit Roll-Ups. Apparently - and I hope you're sitting down for this - they are not enormously good for you AND may have other not-so-good stuff in them!
Clearly the plaintiff is unfamiliar with the Car Interior Rule which holds that the ease of removing a snack item from the interior of a car is in inverse proportion to its nutritional value.
Update: I was remiss in not crediting my lovely wife Laura for sending this my way. She reminds me that our kids are partial to the Foot-Long Roll-Ups; if you look at those and think "Hey! Nutrition!" I suggest you sue your eye doctor instead.