Wait, There are No Rollup Orchards?

General Mills is being sued over the nutritional value of Fruit Roll-Ups. Apparently - and I hope you're sitting down for this - they are not enormously good for you AND may have other not-so-good stuff in them!

Clearly the plaintiff is unfamiliar with the Car Interior Rule which holds that the ease of removing a snack item from the interior of a car is in inverse proportion to its nutritional value.

Update: I was remiss in not crediting my lovely wife Laura for sending this my way. She reminds me that our kids are partial to the Foot-Long Roll-Ups; if you look at those and think "Hey! Nutrition!" I suggest you sue your eye doctor instead.

Our Most Stylish 700th Blog Post Yet

I am honestly not sure if the Forever Leather well can ever run dry, although you could just as easily argue that we start at the bottom of the barrel:

"The Short End of the Freakin' Stick"

New York State residents know it as Utica (OK, strictly speaking, New Hartford or, less strictly, the Mohawk Valley). Behold:



Sadly the ladies in the back are given no opportunity to work the famous flat A's of the region ("Try this crAAAAAppy jAAAAAcket"). Amirite, EMM?

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