Recently Laura won a small laptop computer as part of a morale-boosting exercise at her workplace, after having announced her imminent departure therefrom. This is allowing me to sit in front of the TV, drink Scotch, and very slowly type this on an unfamiliarly-sized keyboard.
So far, lots of good news for the Democrats, with the Indiana Senate race just being called and Warren winning in MA. Updates as they come in and as I remember to post. Feel free to throw in your comments as we wait for more returns.
Yay, New Hampshire!
... I should probably introduce some solid food into the mix, seeing as how Floridians are still in line to vote.
... McCaskill retains her seat. Insert your own patronizing compliments on Missourians' ability to use common sense.
... Murphy in CT now speaking. Hit her with the chair! Metaphorically, metaphorically.
... A source has called Wisconsin for Baldwin. I'll take it!
... Akin's concession speech is, um, special. Hope he thanks the guy who spray-painted his hair on top. Oh shoot, MSNBC cut away.
... ALLEN CONCEDES. I am so proud to be a part of that. Take your football and go home.
... OK, just watch Comedy Central from here on in, I won't mind.
... And we have an F-bomb!
... Iowa for Obama!
... OK then. Obama has 274. Can't say I'm surprised, the horserace narrative obscured the electoral college advantage.
God bless the United States of America.
... Chuck Todd is touching America's Penis.Gotta watch those goateed guys.
... BREAKING: Bachmann is 50-50 with her House challenger. Cross those digits!
...It's been observed that if Obama wins NV he doesn't need OH, FL or VA. That really should drive the stake into the heart of the horserace narrative.
... MSNBC reports Romney has made The Call.
... Romney is completely creepy, not that this is shocking. Give him credit: Romney is making tremendous eye contact with a point ten feet above everyone's heads.
... Obama is being far too conciliatory. Thanking Romney and his sons for public service? Sitting down to discuss stuff? Get out the salt and plows, you know they had that ready for you.