Find Your Inner Batman, Then Adjust Your Gloves and Get To It

OK, I bet I was not alone when I saw this and thought "wacko/weirdo/whatever/had it coming/etc.":


This happened to take place in my neck of the woods (I live in Arlington but have a longish neck that encompasses Montgomery County) so my interest was piqued by a followup in the Post. As it turns out, this is Batman and this is what he does. I immediately felt ashamed of myself for my initial reaction and wish I could be half the guy this erstwhile Bruce Wayne is. Not that my manor is insufficiently stately.

At the end of this live chat transcript are words to live by:

And remember at the end of the day you have to ask yourself, "Self, did I make a difference?" -- and the answer better be yes!

A B-52 Full of F-Bombs

I was unaware that Christian Bale has anger issues, as evidenced here (sound only, and for God's sake USE HEADPHONES):



On the other hand, it's got a good beat and you can tantrum to it (did I mention FOR GOD'S SAKE USE HEADPHONES):



Update 4/4: I don't know why I wasn't immediately reminded of The Skinhead Hamlet but here you go. Sadly, I cannot find an unexpurgated version out there, but for those of you cursing at home the other naughty word used is "wanker" and I think it's pretty obvious where to use that. F*cking w*nkers to try to clean that up.