I felt that this post confirmed all of my long held prejudices, besides the view that rooting for Boston makes one impotent, and crazy women are great in bed. One thing I did not see here is a comparison of Right and Left dystopia. For the Left Wing the darkest future is the Handmaid's tale, where young nubile women bear children for powerful older men and their castrating wives, something like the procreative options on the Upper West Side. The Right takes a different view of nightmares. For us Brave New World and the Forever War will do. In the first, everone is happy but manipulated and unfree and in the second there is an endless war with no glory. The worst part of Mr. Haldeman's the Forever War is when the whole world turns gay and the eternal warrior and the ship's cat are the only hetrosexuals; this does not make for good shore leave. To really get a great dystopia is to combine that and the Handmaid's tale. After long war against America's foes, the eternal warrior returns to face Rosie O'Donnel commanding him to impregnate her equally loud, boxy and thick legged sapphic compatriot. Stone cold lesbians never look like the ones in Penthouse and often have a negative story about the men the met before the "realized" they were lesbians. An alternate horror is to be forced to listen to about 1000 of these stories from women who could not find male companionship at mass release of inmates at Attica. I'm done, remember to tip your waiters.
Update: I forgot the other dystopia for liberals which is Starship Troopers where only soldiers vote and there is a forever war with actual glory. On the other hand, in the movie everyone is exceptionally attractive, except the Bugs of course. Also, the title of this post should be done in Maxwell Smart's voice and be taken about as seriously.