Wow. Just wow.
Other possible post titles:
"These Aren't the Superdelegates You're Looking For"
"She Has Received More Votes, From a Certain Point of View"
"Mark Penn's office. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
I know our commenters can do better than that.
In the meantime, enjoy this:
h/t Balloon Juice