Saturday, November 07, 2009

Manna vs. Machine

Earth got yet another reprieve from the Large Hadron Collider after it apparently choked on a baguette. You would think the mad scientists would make their doomsday device impervious to baked goods, but no.

A further complication is the difficulty of procuring enough dental floss for a 17-mile-circumference ring.

4 comments:

J. said...

D'oh! What a pain in the ass-elerator.

Yet another crummy post.

OK, I'm done now. :-)

Reilly said...
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Reilly said...

Here's something completely different: Hamster in a Tutu causes LHC Shutdown

jwe said...

The French Resistance Strikes Again!