Earth got yet another reprieve from the Large Hadron Collider after it apparently choked on a baguette. You would think the mad scientists would make their doomsday device impervious to baked goods, but no.
A further complication is the difficulty of procuring enough dental floss for a 17-mile-circumference ring.
4 comments:
D'oh! What a pain in the ass-elerator.
Yet another crummy post.
OK, I'm done now. :-)
Here's something completely different: Hamster in a Tutu causes LHC Shutdown
The French Resistance Strikes Again!
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